Explaining My Sense of Humour

Yes, I know what you would be thinking,

"Do you even HAVE sense of humour?!"

Yes, I agree. I don't really strike jokes or any funny things when I'm with a lot of people.

That's mainly because I don't think they would find any of my jokes even remotely funny.

Which goes to explain on how my sense of humour is

(considering I even have any):

9 Words

So. Lame. 

That Only Lame People Would Laugh At It.

It's not inferiority complex or any other psychological terms to describe low self-esteem.

The reality really is like that.

I can list down the people who would crack up at most of my jokes:

1. SHEEP

This is not her being a 'supportive sister'.

She is able to get my jokes because she's just as lame as me!

2. TADPOLE (cousin)

She's not lame at all. 

In fact I think she's one of those 'cool people' in the 'cool crowds', who gets 'cool jokes' and laughs about 'cool stuff'.

But I guess growing up with me have made her gotten used to my so-called sense of humour.

Really, I don't think she's faking it when she laughs at my jokes.

... At least, I don't think it's fake? Or I might be in denial???

3. MY GEEKY FRIENDS (especially from school)

Because they are lame too.

And I simply love that about them!

Because of our common 'lame-ness',

we are able to enjoy each other's plain humour and find those 'unfunny' moments to be very hilarious.

Guys/Girls, let's not ever change and stay as lame as we are.

These 3 on my list are probably the only ones who would get my jokes.

Yes, my sense of humour is so pathetic that it cannot be open to the general public. 

Wrong way to count down

Here's another story about my brother, let's call him Kitten, from Sheep.

KITTEN:

When are we going for that family vacation?

SHEEP:

It's on the 15th.

KITTEN:

Ouh... It's the 5th day of the month today.

How long until then?

SHEEP:

I don't know. Go ahead and count from today to the 15th.

KITTEN:
Okay!
*counts with his fingers*
Today is 5th...
So, 5-4-3-2...

SHEEP:
Wait a second, you'll never get to the 15th like that.
You're counting backwards!

KITTEN:
*looks at fingers*
*quickly recover*
5-6-7-8...

I'm starting to question my brother's ability to count and make logical conclusions.

Hah. =DD

Our Simple Life

Me and my sister, let's call her Sheep.
We have always believed that our life is plain simple and plainly dull.

The kind of life that if were made into a reality tv show or a movie,
the plot would mainly be about our redundant routine day of life.

Can you stand watching a movie of a few hours depicting the same-old way how:

• We wake up from sleep
• Fiddle around with our laptop 
• Play games for the whole day
• Fell asleep for hours in the evening 
• Wake up around 4pm to realize that we still haven't bathe?

Yep, it is dull.

So Sheep and I attempted to conclude our simple life with very simple equations.

SHEEP:

Our life is SO simple!

It is like 1 + 1 = 2!

JAZ:

I think our life is SO simple, it should be

1 + 1 = 11~!

A very simple life that you don't even have to count!

SHEEP:

Yeah! All you need is just common sense!

JAZ:

Another similar equation in BM would be

"1 tolak 1, jawapannye 1 jatuh la!"

And we both agreed that our life is so simple and straightforward and these 2 equations are most fitting to describe our very simple life.

Abusing My Laptop

Some people have been wondering why my laptop is getting darn slow now.
I myself wonders too.
But I shrugged it off as all things go bad as time pass.

But apparently, my laptop isn't to be blamed.
It's me.

I've just realized yesterday that my laptop is only left with about 2GB.

What on earth is eating up the space in here?!

Have checked on applications, it wasn't as much to eat up about 157GB...



Then after much snooping, I found that most of my "supposedly" free space is filled up with only media files.
Yes, I am the kind who downloads and collects all sorts of shows and movies,
but never really bother or have the time to even watch any of it.

Answer to all questions:

I am the laptop abuser.

I abuse my laptop with unnecessary files,
yet blame my laptop when it gets slow.

I'm a horrible laptop owner/master/slayer.

Of course, I have some of those box-office movies and latest-high-ratings shows.
But can you guess what TV show that has been hogging the most space out of all files?

Can you possibly think what I would keep for almost 30GB and not delete it because I love it too much and it's a waste not to keep them.

It's... POKEMON!

No, please don't give me the look like this is just a childish hobby that should be forgotten.
It's my childhood love, people!
3 seasons of Pokemon just simply rules out any other TV shows.

And for that, I do not mind it leeching away with about 30GB of my laptop's space.

Reaching my 20s,

and I'm still a Pokemon fangirl at heart.

Tonka the Wombat

Okay, you may think I'm a bimbo here

because I have never heard of this common animal.

Wombat.

Yes, what???

When I first see the name, I'm expecting it as some sort of bat.

Or a scary-looking animal.

But on the contrary, it's actually one of the cutest things around!

I didn't bother looking up for this animal before.

But while I was researching on Australia Zoo, something appeared at the sidebar.

Tonka

Adopt him

For the first time in my life, I finally know what a Wombat looks like.

And I'm tempted to get one.

But I know I can't.

I hardly can take care of myself, and any plants or fishes can die if they are put under my full responsibility.

It would be sad if I was to cause death to Tonka.

Tonka was born on November 24, 2005 and is the first male wombat to be bred at Australia Zoo. He is by far one of our cheekiest wombats and makes sure his keepers are always on their toes. Tonka is part of the 'Wandering Wildlife' team, so you're sure to see him out on his walks, which are actually more like jogs! He loves to visit all of the animals in and around the Zoo.  

Tonka is a very playful Common Wombat who loves all the attention he can get. This cheeky boy truly believes the world revolves around him! You can't help but fall in love with Tonka's amazing personality; he will always make you smile.

Doesn't he sound adorable??? And spoilt too considering he thinks the world revolves around himself.

I told my sister of my intentions.

And she said that it's a bad idea for me to adopt Tonka.

"That thing would die!

All you would give him eat is Maggie mee!"

True true... my sister knows me well enough.

Because I'm not a good pet-caretaker,

Tonka will only be in my dreams now.

At least I know now how a wombat looks like...