Yo Momma Jokes

This was Atul's status message on facebook:

yo momma's so old, when i told her to act her age, SHE DIED. hahaha

Hi. Larious!

Paintball?

This is the current display picture in my Facebook:

Yes, it shows me in a protective suit.
And people would also know that it's a protective suit for the sport- Paintball.

10 minutes ago, I found this posted by a coursemate:

SEE HOW TERRIFIED I AM?!

Honestly, don't believe everything the Facebook display picture tells you.

It's misleading.

Who knows, the next time, I'd be offered to be an ambassador for paintball.

It's telur dadar! Wantan! Chickenn!

I. Don't. Cook.

At. All.

Seriously, I have zero knowledge about the kitchen.
And I'd like to keep it that way.

Apparently, my mother thought that it's about time I learn how to cook, at least the simple food would do...

And so, she poured some oil into the frying pan,
and assigned me to my very first food- Roti Telur for breakfast.


Ermm... Yes.
This is the very first thing that I cooked on my own in my whole life.

JAZ: Roti telur ni nampak macam telur dadar in real life. Tapi dalam gambar nampak macam wantan la pulak... :(

AD: Macam ayam pun... Ada gak -_-"

I FAIL!

MY BARE EXISTENCE SHAME ALL HUMANKIND!

It's a good thing that the I'm cooking it for my 8-year-old brother.
So he wasn't picky about it.

Whenever I bummed out and said, "I fail!"
He would always look at me, took a bite of the roti telur,
and said that it's delicious, with a sparkling smile.

*Sangat terharu. Nak menangis*

As for my sister, the first second she looked at it,
"You woke me up to get me to eat this... thing?!"
She took a bite. Then she left it on the plate.

It was my brother who finished the full 2 plates of them.

It was a sad... sad piece of food...

Red-Faced Pregnant Fishes

It was one of those random conversations that you would normally have at the dinner table with your 'always so curious' 8-year-old brother.

ASYRAF: Betul ke masa ikan bertelur, muka dia jadi merah?

"Is my face supposed to become red now?!" says the clueless fish.

JAZ: *ternganga, tak pasti apa nak jawab* Tak... Kenapa Asyraf tanya macam tu? Siapa kata macam tu?

ASYRAF: *muka selamba* TV2...

Lol. 

Dah pandai tengok dokumentari kat TV2 rupenye...

LG KS360

UPDATE: I got the phone already, a gift from my mom =)

Okay, so here's what I need.
A relatively affordable handphone that has QWERTY keyboard.
Yes, ONLY that.

I'd usually stick with only Sony Ericsson or Nokia practically my whole life.
But they're disappointing me when they don't have what I need.

And so I've opened up my mind and allow the greatness of LG to enter my life.

Basic Handphone + QWERTY Keyboard= LG KS360

Isn't it lovely?
It's the only QWERTY handphone of below RM600 price range.
Well, of course, that's because it doesn't have 3G.
But I don't mind.

It's the QWERTY that's important!